tumblr right now
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In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls
verka ahhahahahahhahahhahah
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if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
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“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
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there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
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sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
NOW I’M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
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I feel like Eurovision is Europe’s best inside joke.
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in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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This is it. This is Eurivision song contest
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