May 2013
21 posts
cyrusgirl:
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls
verka ahhahahahahhahahhahah
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
sassycybermen:
“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
ofsushi:
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
NOW I’M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
elevenfeathers:
I feel like Eurovision is Europe’s best inside joke.
in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
oomshi:
cayleeanthonysmom:
oomshi:
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
1 tag
April 2013
4 posts
September 2012
6 posts
thegreenguitar:
why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?
why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?
why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR
dickspeightjr:
if you follow me i give you permission to reply to every single one of my text posts i ever make
cloudyismynewclear:
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
readmor:
theyellovvbrickroad:
boyfriend has 9 letters but so does mcdonalds hmm
so does stttopppp
2treehill:
i say “i want to die” like 43 times a day
frigerator:
if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
August 2012
1 post
